Hello everyone
As you may or may not know, the United Kingdom is about to have another Royal Wedding,
Whoopy! 
Some of you will never experience the atmosphere in the air of a Royal Wedding because you don't have a Royal Family

But now, for a limit period only, here is your chance to breath in the air and feel the atmosphere of a
Royal Wedding,
On the day of the
Royal Wedding i will collect the air in London and preserve it inside balloons, for you to buy for only $10,
that's right, just $10, imagine it, the atmosphere of the
Royal Wedding captured for you to experience in your
own home, by stretching the nipple of the balloon you can release the air slowly, allowing you plenty of time to
savour the atmosphere of the
Royal Wedding, this is a once in a lifetime experience,
family, friends and neighbours will point you out in the street and say
' there goes the guy that spent ten dollars on air'.
You may decide not to experience the atmosphere immediately but preserve it for prosperity, remember, your life has
probably been pretty worthless and it is likely by the end, you will have nothing to show for it,
nothing to leave your kids, grandchildren, but now you can, by purchasing
'Royal wedding day air' in a balloon for only
$10 gives you a legacy of British history to leave to your family, think of what they will say about you after you're gone...
If that is not enough to convince you, how about this, for every $10 you spend with me, i will personally give one to charity,
you read it right, you spend ten and i give one to charity....
the picture below shows the
Royal Wedding Day Air In balloonspresented by our model
Charity Wiggins...

To receive your
ROYAL WEDDING DAY AIR in a balloon just send me this message with your cheque for $10
Please rush me my 'ROYAL WEDDING DAY AIR' in a balloon
I understand, as soon as you receive my ten dollars you will
immediately give charity one for me..
BE A PART OF ENGLAND'S HERITAGE, CHEAP AT HALF THE PRICE!

Sorry for the Spam, but the Royal Wedding has given us only a 3 day working week
this week and i need to make up for 2 days lost earnings

Thanks
